The Horticultural Intervention you didn't know you needed. The Mission Let’s be honest, your laptop doesn’t love you back. Your inbox will never be empty. And "circling back" is just a corporate way of saying we’re all lost in the weeds. Roots and Rants is a digital sanctuary for the disgruntled, the burnt-out, and the hopeful amateurs who’d rather be talking to their tomatoes than a chatbot. This is not just a gardening app, it's a license to ignore the 2pm "Sync" and rediscover the high-stakes drama of trying to grow coriander. Our Executive Leadership Team Roots (CEO) A root-of-the-earth carrot who refuses to use buzzwords. Currently judging your soil pH. Wiggo (Chief Subsurface Strategist) A worm with a plan. Tactical, grounded, and 100% offline-compatible. Rant (Head of Internal Audit) An opinionated Yucca who tells the truth, even when it’s uncomfortable. Impossible to kill even harder to ignore. Digby (Creative Director) An impeccably dressed ladybird. Lead Designer of landscapes and full-time aphid hunter. What We Do We provide the tactical intel and wellbeing excuses you need to reclaim your afternoon. From nagging fridge magnets that remind you to chill your bulbs, to in-app reminders that prioritise your plants over your P&L. Somewhat useful. Mostly fun. Deeply anti-boring. We exist to help you get outside, stick your hands in the dirt and talk to your plants. The Culture We don't do "productivity" we do "produce". We leave the buzzwords to the bees. Growth is as frequent as plant death by neglect. We won't talk to you about "Scale" unless Wiggo spots some actual Scale on your plants. Stop doom-scrolling. Leave the corporate grind to the robots. Come smell the actual roses. Join the patch.
| Website | http://rootsandrants.com |
| Employees | 1 (0 on RocketReach) |
| Founded | 2026 |
| Industry | Wellness and Fitness Services |
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Roots and Rants is based in Melbourne, Victoria.
