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When Kyle was growing up, he had as many as a dozen pets at one time. Now he has no pets and wonders what in the world he was thinking back then. Kyle can solve a Rubik's cube in about 3 minutes. When Kyle was about 4 years old, he was kicked in the head by a horse. He should have died, but his superhuman toddler strength saved him. The horse later went crazy and had to be put down, making the final score: Kyle: 1, Horse: 0, When Kyle was in high school, he played basketball, tennis, and football. And by "played", he means he was on the team. He never actually played, because he was terrible at sports. Kyle once prank-called the White House nearly every day for about six months (more on this story in the book). Kyle once got out of a traffic ticket by using a Monopoly "Get out of Jail Free" card. Kyle doesn't have a favorite color, nor does he understand why anyone would make such a ridiculous commitment to a hue, since all colors are great in different circumstances. Kyle's middle name is Jeffrey, but he tells people it's Danger. Kyle's great-great-ancestor (Carl Wilhelm Scheele) discovered Oxygen. You're welcome. Great Uncle Carl also discovered Tungsten, but the lady at the jewelry store didn't think this qualified Kyle for a discount on his Tungsten wedding ring..