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The Sun Gives the Finger! Suppose you are the Sun and in a big snit. First, you send out a solar storm to ruin radio transmissions and spread cancer throughout your solar system. Yet, not all planets have radio and the cancer may take 30 years before people start dying in agony. So what do you do? You flip the bird, naturally. It only took seven minutes for that wagging finger to be seen on Earth. You wouldn't believe how many hydrogen bombs it took to give that finger! If the Sun needs a Bonestamp from time to time to feel more powerful, why shouldn't you? Besides, when you use a Bonestamp, no one will die of cancer. Flipping the Bird or Giving the Finger? Thank God for BoneStamp? and our product line of flip the bird and/or give the finger hardware and software. Help your friends and relatives to to give the bird in absentia by giving the gift of BoneStamp. The only choice you have to make is whether to rubber stamp the finger (with a rubber BoneStamp?) to suggest "shove that baby where the sun don't shine" or to use your email to send the international symbol for "up yours" (with Virtual BoneStamp?)." Don't you wish all your choices in life were that pleasurable? While we hope it is less inflammatory to mail an imprint of the finger using a rubber BoneStamp? (or by email with Virtual BoneStamp?) than to wiggle your own middle finger under the nose of the person you disrespect, we are not absolutely certain. Let's face it, flipping the bird in person or by proxy is always a dangerous, potentially life-threatening (your life, that is) act. Mercy, you don't want to be chased down and shot, knifed or beaten to death do you? Of course not. On the other hand, you don't want the person that you loathe to have a nice day, either. What to do? We don't know but we suggest that if you employ a BoneStamp that you do it carefully since not everybody is reasonable or has a sense of humor. Something New in Anger Management! Get a look at this darling little boy before the social workers takes him from his parents. He is ...