AlliedChemical.com Information

Allied Chemical.com is a satire website of big corporate powerhouse companies. It was founded as a store front site for Liquid Audio. Then went on to have quite a following through 2001. Though it has been untouched since there is always a rumor about an upcoming revamp the start of out our fake history : Allied Chemical has always been at the forefront with its revolutionary innovations in the production of Farmer Fred's Happydale Ham Spread. Some of our previous Great Leaps Forward include: 1919: An anonymous consortium of war profiteers form Allied Chemical, a research and development company devoted to pushing the envelope of biochemical/steam-driven technology. Six months later, an accident in the mustard gas storage facility led to the development of a soft, spreadable goo that becomes the basis of Farmer Fred's Happydale Hamspread. 1928: The only child of Farmer Fred, Ulysses Grumby (known in society circles as "Percy") becomes head of Allied Chemical's Fancy Goods Division. Percy's first product development, Lady Penelope's Quail Egg-n-Truffle Pate, packaged in gold foil-covered mother-of-pearl tins, is an instant best-seller among the burgeoning upper class.